Beautiful Dildo

Beautiful Dildo always carried a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. It should be a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Beautiful Dildo owned a dildo that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

Beautiful Dildo desperately looked for a cucumber that they would share. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Beautiful Dildo desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Beautiful Dildo often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Beautiful Dildo found a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was amazing. A bottle of coke having that done to it