The Stupid Dildo

The Stupid Dildo carried a vibrator that they sometimes smash. This is certainly an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be fun. Honestly, a vibrator of all things.

The Stupid Dildo owned a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Dildo desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Dildo desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Dildo desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Dildo always carried a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a different action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.