The Adventurous Dildo

The Adventurous Dildo always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate It is a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Dildo desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Dildo desired a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Dildo often carried a melon that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Dildo always had with them a bag of poop to play with. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Adventurous Dildo desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.