Lovely Dildo

Lovely Dildo had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Lovely Dildo always had with them a hat that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a hat was the item that was selected.

Lovely Dildo owned a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to choose.

Lovely Dildo craved for a lava lamp that they would play with. It was an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was entertaining. A lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

Lovely Dildo had a bat that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to select.

Lovely Dildo desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.