A Curious Dildo

A Curious Dildo found a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Dildo desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

A Curious Dildo had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

A Curious Dildo looked for a melon that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.

A Curious Dildo had a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

A Curious Dildo carried a vibrator that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a vibrator of all things.