The Troubled Dildo

The Troubled Dildo craved for a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It was a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Dildo often carried a cheese grater that they would throw. It might be a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Dildo always had with them a crown that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Dildo always had with them a bat that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was exciting. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Dildo owned a can of Tango to smash. One might find this to be a different proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Dildo desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.