His Famous Dildo

His Famous Dildo looked for a ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to select.

His Famous Dildo always had with them a condom that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

His Famous Dildo owned a stapler that they would often worship. This could be considered an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a stapler is the item to choose.

His Famous Dildo desperately searched for a bat to cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

His Famous Dildo had a Harry Potter wand to hug. It might be a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

His Famous Dildo always carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.