Big Dildo

Big Dildo desperately craved for a teapot that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Big Dildo found a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball of all things.

Big Dildo craved for a cucumber to put on his head. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cucumber having that done to it

Big Dildo desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was fun. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Big Dildo found a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

Big Dildo desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.