His Retarded Dildo

His Retarded Dildo had a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Dildo always kept a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It would be an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

His Retarded Dildo wanted a helmet that they would share. This seems to be an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

His Retarded Dildo desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often play with. It should have been a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Dildo desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Dildo desperately wanted a computer that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to select.