His Bum Loving Dildo

His Bum Loving Dildo carried a hat that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a hat is the item to opt for.

His Bum Loving Dildo desperately searched for a pint of cider to worship. It was a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Dildo carried a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Dildo desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often worship. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Dildo often carried a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Dildo desperately looked for a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. It should be an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.