My Square Dog

My Square Dog desperately needed a spade that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

My Square Dog looked for a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

My Square Dog desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to choose.

My Square Dog desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to select.

My Square Dog found a wig that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to select.

My Square Dog desperately looked for a set square that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a set square is the thing to select.