My Blue Dog

My Blue Dog owned a big sponge to eat. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Blue Dog desperately desired a vibrator that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

My Blue Dog found a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. This is certainly an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

My Blue Dog desperately looked for a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a custard pie of all things.

My Blue Dog carried a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

My Blue Dog desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be sublime. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.