His Horny Dog

His Horny Dog always had with them a tomato that they would share. It should be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

His Horny Dog desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

His Horny Dog searched for a radiator that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen thing.

His Horny Dog desperately searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Dog craved for a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sword being the thing opted for.

His Horny Dog always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sack of potatoes having that done to it