The Horny Dog

The Horny Dog desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Horny Dog desperately craved for a mug to put on his head. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to select.

The Horny Dog owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Dog found a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Horny Dog needed a set of lego that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Dog desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.