His Lonely Dog

His Lonely Dog found a sword that they sometimes break. It is a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a sword is the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Dog owned a stapler that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Dog desperately wanted a ball that they liked to play with. It would have been a peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item selected.

His Lonely Dog searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes hug. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was simply life. A rubber chicken being the chosen item.

His Lonely Dog always kept a melon that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who considered it was simply life. Remarkably, a melon would be the item chosen.

His Lonely Dog needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.