The Exciting Dog

The Exciting Dog always kept a mug that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is epic. A mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Dog often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Dog always carried a can of Tango that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Exciting Dog owned a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Dog desperately searched for a bat to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Dog looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.