The Confused Dog

The Confused Dog desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dog, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Dog looked for a cheese grater to cuddle. It might have been an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Confused Dog carried a block of cheese that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Dog desperately looked for a cup that they would occasionally annihilate It was a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Confused Dog searched for a hat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a new action, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Dog desperately needed a set square that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set square is the thing to choose.