His Depressed Dog

His Depressed Dog wanted a tomato that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen item.

His Depressed Dog desired a bat that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen item.

His Depressed Dog desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Depressed Dog found a cucumber that they sometimes break. One might say this is a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen item.

His Depressed Dog owned a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

His Depressed Dog searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a vibrator of all things.