The Foolish Dog

The Foolish Dog desperately needed a chocolate bar to demolish. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Dog desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Dog always kept a ball that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Foolish Dog always kept a melon that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a melon is the item to select.

The Foolish Dog desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a strange idea, to some, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a little monkey having that done to it

The Foolish Dog craved for a stretchman to sit and look at. It was a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.