His Anxious Eagle

His Anxious Eagle always carried a cheese grater that they would smash. This seems an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

His Anxious Eagle desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new action, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

His Anxious Eagle desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Eagle craved for a radiator that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was out of this world. A radiator is the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Eagle found a sword to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen thing.

His Anxious Eagle often carried a porno magazine that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.