A Talented Eagle

A Talented Eagle looked for a spade to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a spade of all things.

A Talented Eagle carried a stapler that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. A stapler was the thing that was opted for.

A Talented Eagle desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

A Talented Eagle desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

A Talented Eagle always kept a radiator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

A Talented Eagle looked for a wig that they would often hug. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a wig is the thing that was chosen.