My Square Eagle

My Square Eagle desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

My Square Eagle always kept a teapot to put in the bath with him. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen item.

My Square Eagle often carried a dildo that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

My Square Eagle had a pencil sharpener that they would often share. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

My Square Eagle often carried a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

My Square Eagle needed a melon that they would break. It might have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a melon being the item opted for.