His Chinese Eagle

His Chinese Eagle owned a bat that they would sometimes break. It would be an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Eagle always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

His Chinese Eagle desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was fun. A sword being the thing selected.

His Chinese Eagle desperately needed a hat that they would often put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a hat having that done to it

His Chinese Eagle wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Eagle had a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.