The Blue Eagle

The Blue Eagle carried a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Eagle craved for a stretchman that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Blue Eagle always had with them a bag of flour that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a different activity, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. A bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Eagle had a helmet that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Eagle always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to play with. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Blue Eagle desperately craved for a condom that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.