Colourful Eagle

Colourful Eagle desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Colourful Eagle owned a bag of flour to put up their bum. It was a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

Colourful Eagle always kept a toilet brush to hug. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Colourful Eagle wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Colourful Eagle wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Colourful Eagle desired a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.