The Eccentric Elephant

The Eccentric Elephant carried a cheese grater that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Eccentric Elephant owned a stapler that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Elephant always carried a melon that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. A melon would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Elephant desperately searched for a wig to put on his head. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Elephant desperately craved for a piece of paper to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Eccentric Elephant had a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.