The Confused Elephant

The Confused Elephant always kept a big sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Confused Elephant had a sword that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Elephant desperately searched for a spade that they sometimes smash. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A spade would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Elephant desperately desired a CD player to hug. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Confused Elephant desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Confused Elephant carried a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. It might be a funny operation, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.