The Crypting Elephant

The Crypting Elephant always carried a mug that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be sublime. A mug would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Elephant looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Crypting Elephant carried a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

The Crypting Elephant always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a strange idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Crypting Elephant had a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Elephant searched for a dildo that they liked to drop. It is a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen thing.