The Fat Elephant

The Fat Elephant desperately searched for a pen that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item selected.

The Fat Elephant craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Elephant craved for a tomato that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Elephant had a rubber johnny that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Elephant desperately desired a vibrator to eat. This could be considered a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Elephant often carried a pint of cider to sleep with. It might be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item opted for.