The Chinese Elephant

The Chinese Elephant always kept a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Elephant needed a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pen having that done to it

The Chinese Elephant owned a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a strange idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Elephant always had with them a pint of beer to cuddle. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Elephant desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Elephant needed a pint of cider that they would often worship. It would be a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.