A Cute Elephant

A Cute Elephant desperately looked for a condom to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Elephant desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Cute Elephant desperately craved for a little monkey that they would break. It would be an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A little monkey is the item to select.

A Cute Elephant desired a helmet that they sometimes smash. It was a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

A Cute Elephant desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally share. It should have been an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

A Cute Elephant searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.