The Grumpy Elephant

The Grumpy Elephant desperately craved for a condom to share. It might have been a surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.

The Grumpy Elephant found a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pen being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Elephant looked for a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Elephant searched for a pint of beer that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Elephant desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Elephant desperately wanted a ball to smash. It was an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to select.