The Naughty Elf

The Naughty Elf always kept a pen to try to balance on their head. It might be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Elf desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Naughty Elf carried a sword that they would rub on his belly. It might have been an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Elf found a spade that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Elf always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Naughty Elf owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes play with. It was a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.