My Crypting Elf

My Crypting Elf always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was stunning. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

My Crypting Elf always kept a sword that they would eat. It would be a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the chosen thing.

My Crypting Elf always had with them a cucumber that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

My Crypting Elf always carried a bat that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

My Crypting Elf desperately searched for a sword that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A sword being the item opted for.

My Crypting Elf always carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.