His Worrisome Elf

His Worrisome Elf desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Worrisome Elf searched for a cup that they would often drop. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a cup having that done to it

His Worrisome Elf desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

His Worrisome Elf desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

His Worrisome Elf owned a set square that they would throw. It might be a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was selected.

His Worrisome Elf desired a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was selected.