His Green Elf

His Green Elf desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes worship. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Green Elf always had with them a stretchman that they would often break. It was a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

His Green Elf carried a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to choose.

His Green Elf desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. A bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Green Elf desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Green Elf often carried a can of Dr Pepper to play with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.