Her Jolly Elf

Her Jolly Elf needed a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was sublime. A mug being the thing opted for.

Her Jolly Elf carried a cheese grater that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Her Jolly Elf desperately craved for a set square that they liked to sit and look at. This seems an extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square was the chosen item.

Her Jolly Elf always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly different action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Her Jolly Elf desperately searched for a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Her Jolly Elf always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.