A Big Elf

A Big Elf wanted a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

A Big Elf desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

A Big Elf desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt it was miraculous. A bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Big Elf owned a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

A Big Elf looked for a sponge that they would worship. It was a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Big Elf desperately searched for a sword that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was chosen.