Fat Elf

Fat Elf always had with them a radiator that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a radiator is the item to select.

Fat Elf desired a hat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to choose.

Fat Elf desperately needed a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Fat Elf craved for a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

Fat Elf often carried a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. It was an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Fat Elf owned a stapler that they would often break. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.