The Curious Elf

The Curious Elf desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Curious Elf desperately searched for a ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a ball having that done to it

The Curious Elf desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a cup having that done to it

The Curious Elf desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Curious Elf desperately looked for a can of coke that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Elf looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.