The Red Elf

The Red Elf owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Red Elf desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes break. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a crown of all things.

The Red Elf desired a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be an extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Red Elf desperately searched for a stapler to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Red Elf desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Red Elf had a crown to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a crown is the item that was chosen.