The Confused Elf

The Confused Elf wanted a ball that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball having that done to it

The Confused Elf craved for a computer that they would drop. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Elf always had with them a condom that they would often embrace. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Elf wanted a pint of cider to cuddle. It should be a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Elf always kept a tomato to break. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a tomato being the item selected.

The Confused Elf desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to smash. It might be a strange activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing opted for.