Weary Elf

Weary Elf always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Weary Elf often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Weary Elf desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

Weary Elf desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Weary Elf carried a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Weary Elf craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a new operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.