The Foolish Elf

The Foolish Elf needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Foolish Elf desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Elf craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Elf always had with them a wig that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be entertaining. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

The Foolish Elf desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Elf desired a bag of flour that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to select.