Her Bum Loving Elf

Her Bum Loving Elf always kept a bottle of coke that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. A bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Her Bum Loving Elf carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Elf desperately searched for a melon that they sometimes smash. It is an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a melon is the item to opt for.

Her Bum Loving Elf desperately searched for a helmet that they would sleep with. This seems to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Elf always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. It is an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Elf carried a set square that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.