A Funny Elf

A Funny Elf had a tomato that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

A Funny Elf desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes share. This could be considered an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

A Funny Elf looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Elf had a cucumber that they would drop. This seems a fairly curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber having that done to it

A Funny Elf always had with them a rubber chicken to put up their bum. It would be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

A Funny Elf always carried a ball that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.