The Hungry Elf

The Hungry Elf often carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Elf owned a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Hungry Elf needed a cup that they would demolish. It was an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to select.

The Hungry Elf desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would break. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Hungry Elf desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Elf owned a tomato to eat. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.