Her Red Elf

Her Red Elf always carried a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was awesome. A teapot being the item opted for.

Her Red Elf desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to throw. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Her Red Elf carried a stapler that they would often play with. This seems a strange action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Her Red Elf carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Her Red Elf looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. It was an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Her Red Elf desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.