Their Nervous Elf

Their Nervous Elf looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. A bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Their Nervous Elf always carried a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. It was a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

Their Nervous Elf looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Their Nervous Elf often carried a radiator to sleep with. It should be an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

Their Nervous Elf wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Their Nervous Elf had a condom that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was selected.