The Unusual Elf

The Unusual Elf desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Elf always had with them a CD player that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Elf found a ball that they would occasionally throw. It is a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Elf always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Unusual Elf searched for a melon to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

The Unusual Elf desperately wanted a helmet to play with. It might have been a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.